I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010

Cheney Gene

An as of yet unidentified gene that turns the belly yellow when country calls. It is possessed by people who when called to serve say, "Hell no, I won't go". All people with this gene have an aggressive demeanor until faced with the threat of bodily harm.

The term "Cheney Gene" comes from the fact that Dick Cheney was a strong supporter of the Vietnam war, but did everything in his power to avoid the draft.

The Cheney Gene is not exclusive to the neoconservative movement. Chickenhawks come in all shapes and sizes, colors and creeds.

All of the neoconservative chickenhawks have one thing in common; the Cheney Gene.

The man had a yellow belly because he possessed the Cheney Gene.

John was a supporter of the Vietnam war until he was drafted. He possessed the Cheney Gene.

by jonnoj November 2, 2009

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Dick Cheney

An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of Halliburton and the Whitehouse. Under Dick Cheney’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate?
A. Montgomery Burns
B. Dick Cheney

The answer is B.

by Author June 17, 2006

cheneyism

a figure of speech expressing a fantasy, generally used to manipulate (ie. "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003, or "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- June 20, 2005)

He used many forms of cheneyism is his relationships with women, most commonly, "Of course I'll still respect you."

by waynenp July 14, 2008

yum yum chewy

When a girl gives a dude oral pleasure involving her teeth

"Dude, Susie gave me a yum yum chewy last night."

by orgasmic69... September 26, 2008

dick cheney

Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

by Bill clinton III December 1, 2003