Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012

mo-cheese-mo

A corny, thinks he's cool, male who wears a corduroy jacket with faux lamb fur lining, collar popped up.

Holla back, mo-cheese-mo. Yo coat shows off how stole you are. The ladies be beastin, 'cuz you is a rebellionaire.

by AngAmber June 14, 2006

Cheeseman

A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs

That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass

by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003

cheeseman

A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.

"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.

by Demy March 12, 2005

Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.

Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."

by A Harrow March 15, 2015

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010