Cheesecake 

A derogatory term for someone whom you believe to be a Cunt.

Gideon, why did you touch my sister you cheesecake?

What a fucking cheesecake!

Cheesecake by The Real Face March 9, 2009

cheesecake 

my favourite 'alternative insult' used in company that you dont like to swear around. (elderly relatives, strict teachers, friends who fear the 4-letter words mentioning no names ALFIE)
also someone who is really cheesy.

ya cheesecake!
busted are complete cheesecakes.

cheesecake by goo December 6, 2004

cheesecake 

oral sex
(usualy being performed ON a girl)

"I got some really good cheesecake this weekend"

cheesecake by Sensual Amber October 12, 2006

Cheesecake 

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.

"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."

Cheesecake by Prem Shah September 20, 2006

Cheesecake 

noun - A cake that has been covered in fecal matter soaked in urin , giving the feces a yellowish color, and a good disguise incase you want to share some cheesecake with people you dislike.

"Hey Danny , why is feces soaking in urin over here?"
"Im making Cheesecake for dinner with my boss tonight,"

"Yo Tony , can you crap in this container of piss for me?"
"Wtf , why?"
"'Cause I'm making cheesecake for the new neighbours"
"In that case , Sure!"

Cheesecake by Sauceking August 14, 2007

cheesecake 

a phrase to define life

"life is a cheesecake"

cheesecake by PandaBobcheesecakebanna235 May 23, 2006

cheesecake 

the act committed by two people by either
1. One holds down a victim and the other pulls down his own pants and farts in the face of the other - bare ass to face
2. victim does a sit-up and when he sits up there us a bare ass in his face

I so just cheesecaked that kid.

cheesecake by Mz. KNow-it-all June 1, 2003