Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.

Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!

by Xexdeh January 1, 2020

cheerios

Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, you’ll get a donut plant

I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...

And my heart has been severely damaged...

So John if you’re out there-

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

cheerios with water

your dad left to get the milk so you don't have any milk to eat cereal with

NR: "What did you eat for breakfast JD?"
JD: "cheerios with water"

by MT on switch October 10, 2021

Cheerioke

The act of doing karaoke while stuffing cheerios into your mouth.

You: hey wanna do cheerioke?
Friend: ok…?

by Mariokart nerd18 May 2, 2023

Cheerios

Cheerios are an oat cereal that is loved by millions of people. Cheerios are a very popular breakfast and taste amazing. Cheerios are life. they provide happiness. except when you're out of Cheerios then you become sad.

I had Cheerios for breakfast and I feel amazingingly amazing.

Cheerios are life.

by claxophone July 8, 2014

box of cheerios

insane black boy

That "box of cheerios" did it again he robbed the bank.

by jelizby August 3, 2010

having a bowl of cheerios

1. Eating a bowl of Cheerios cereal
2. Slang for smoking a bowl of pot, used jokingly among me and my friends.

"I'm going to have a bowl of Cheerios this morning. Yum."

"What the hell was that Tom? Did you have a bowl of cheerios this morning or something?"

by Ian R May 26, 2005