Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."

by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011

catch me outside how bow dat

it means to step outside and do your business (kick someones ass)

bruh one: "bruh you one nasty ass fool"
bruh two: "catch me outside how bow dat?"

by pepe4lyfbruh January 23, 2017

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

Catch a Stray

Short for "catching a stray bullet", sort of like a sneak diss.

Person A: John, you're as stupid as Jerry over there.

Jerry: What did I do to catch a stray like that?

by ItsBendem November 8, 2022

catch these hands

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!

Say bro! you don't want catch these hands!

by bigdaddyham July 22, 2014

Catching strays

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022