Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

chub chasing

The act of entering a bar with intentions of drinking to the point of intoxication. Followed by complementing a "chubby" girl, and hoping they have low self-esteem. It's all easy from there.

Anyone up for some chub chasing tonight?

Going to chase some chub this weekend.

by DanK6501 September 12, 2013

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

my charming moon

So many thoughts where should I start?

You’re literally my happy days and more having you around means the world to me . you’re the reason why I believe in love, my safe place, my girl and the one who takes my breath away every time we talk or even me looking at your pics. I’m literally on my knees for you. I know we had our ups and downs and that made me realize how deeply I’m in love with you and how much our bond is getting stronger day by day that we created a safe place for the two of us. I’m looking forward to make things up and grow together and to make this love bloom as it should.
I love you withe my whole heart <3

I could admire my charming moon for the rest of my life

by 6m6m January 4, 2023

Chasing It

A Scottish term.

To chat someone up in the hope of getting sex.

Guy 1 - "Plenty of fit girls at this party tonight"

Guy 2 - "Aye mate, you chasing it then?"

Guy 1 - "Of course"

by BigRab96 May 12, 2013

Clout chasing

When someone speaks badly about another person that is better off and doing better than them, to start a meaningless beef to get there popularity boosted

Johnny started clout chasing because mike is more popular than him.

by Theonlyhundo September 12, 2017

Chasing Morgan

A very popular rock band from Bel Air Maryland. Featuring the hit single "Friday Night."

I am going to see Chasing Morgan this weekend at Rams Head!

Have you ever heard the song "Friday Night" by Chasing Morgan?

by Chasing Morgan January 19, 2011