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crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.
Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.
by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004
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The Capitol

Of Bay Area Origin
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad
Scotty-"shit bro I ate tooo much..."
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"

Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"
by therealninja447 March 20, 2009
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He has a chariton of pictures.
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Charitomenosphilia

Formed by the greek words χαριτωμένος (charitoménos), meaning "cute" and φιλία (philía), "Highest form of love". Subjects affected by this disorder are referred to as Charitomenosphile/Charitomenosphiles

Charitomenosphilia is a psychiatric disorder where an adult or an older adolescent feels a strong sexual attraction to any object, creature or person that the subject finds "Cute enough".

Charitomenosphiles vary from groups who only feel attracted to a "cute thing" is of a specific gender, to groups who will instead feel attraction to any object or entity of any gender. It is important to remember that charitomenosphiles are attracted to specifically "Cuteness" itself.
Speaker 1: "Omg bro why do you want to fuck that teddy bear so much?"

Speaker 2: "Idk man it's just so cute it gets me hard!"
Speaker 3:"He must have charitomenosphilia, damn"
by Admissions March 9, 2022
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Charitocracy

Political-Elitist 'Corporatized' Charity Organizations with highly paid Trust Boards, CEOs & Management, operating by Corporate 'Business' Structures - A Neoliberal take on the Late-Victorian aka Dickensian 'Workhouse' and 'Poorhouse'.

Involves a 'great deal' of PR and Mass Mind-Manipulation in the Schemedia*, largely generated by Corporate PRilanthropy*
Don't worry, the floatsome* and jettisome* of Neoliberalism's abdication of Social Responsibility will be 'cleaned-up' by the Charitocracy.
by PartisanZ March 12, 2022
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torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2020
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