Calvary Chapel Time

noun: a time zone found in Calvary Chapel schools which throw off all plans of meeting friends and being on time to important events on time. Can be found frustrating when used as an excuse for being late to school, and you recieve a lovely little yellow slip after all efforts to get out of being late.

Kid: But my alarm was set to the correct time!
Office Person: Well it should've been set to Calvary Chapel Time, and you know it.
Kid: ... you guys suck, I know you do this on purpose...
(Admininstrator walks in from survellance room)
Admin: He knows too much...
Kid: NO! DON'T!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oddjobguy November 24, 2005

Fox Chapel

Fox Chapel is located in the suburbs of Pittsburgh and is home to the rich, the snobby, and the pretentious. Fox Chapel is the epitome of wealthy white people doing whatever they want. FC kids smoke, drink, do coke and other drugs without worrying about getting caught because they know that daddy can get them out of any kind of trouble. A typical night in FC includes going to a party, getting way too fucked up, having to run from cops (FC parties always get busted), and finally drunk driving your parents Mercedes home. Fox Chapel kids only value their money, juuls, drugs, parties, and reputations. Stay far away from this fucked up place.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: I live in Fox Chapel
Person 1: Get the fuck out of here!

by vapenationfuckers February 4, 2019

the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by christina March 22, 2005

Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

sistine chapel

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011

UNC Chapel Hill

A place where the students believe in three things: pride, spirit, and a love of education. It's where being a Tar Heel is more than just being a student and obtaining a degree. International recognition is simply a bonus.

You cannot being a true Tar Heel unless you attend UNC Chapel Hill and live according to the Carolina Way

by TheCoolKidCrayy April 12, 2011

Cornerstone Chapel

The most amazing church in the world! It is located in Leesburg, VA and is a branch off of the Calvary Chapel in Costa Mesa, CA. It is nondenominational Christian and follows the Bible. Their beliefs are that Jesus died on the cross for man's sin and that we should all be living our lives for God. Christ has plan for everyone's life and Cornerstone Chapel believes that He can move mountains.

The Bible is here to spread God's word! Cornerstone Chapel rocks!

James 1:2-4

John 16:33

Joshua 1:9

Jeremiah 29:11

1 John 1:9

John 3:16

Ephesians 2:4-5

by mrody4 February 7, 2010