Channing Tatum

A tight wrinkly schmorgishborg of bacterial infection on the genitals.
Symptoms included: drippy dick, mould spores and gangnam stile

That bitch I hole banged last night gave me a vicious Channing Tatum

I tried the Dick Soak Method and it gave me Channing Tatum

I got real dick burn happenin!! I think my Tatum is Channed

by Jiggle me dick May 2, 2013

Candeling

When it's too hot, or when someone's had way too much drugs and starts sweating like a candle.

Dude, you've started candeling again, maybe it's time to pace ourselves on that ecstasy.

It's way too hot in here, my body's gonna start candeling.

by Pita-Gyros November 23, 2015

chunnelling

A variation on the tittyfuck, one man will place his penis between a woman's breast while kneeling over her face. Another man will kneel over the woman's abdomen while facing the other man, and also place his penis between her breasts. The two men's penises will be pointing at each other and may even touch at times, like two trains passing in the Chunnel.

That girls ginourmous boobs would be great for chunnelling.

by El Mochilero May 27, 2008

channing

a verb meaning cutting up your food and then blowing on it

to chan, channed, channing

Lisa: OMG yesterday I was channing my food and it dropped on the floor
Steve: Jesus, sucks, channing is a fine art and is difficult to master
Lisa: Tell me about it. Oh well, better than having a burnt tongue or something
Steve: True, true.

by masterchan May 16, 2009

Chunneling

Two gay guys connect their asses together with a plastic tube. Then one guy takes a shit and lets it glide to the other person. They do this for a while.

Ultimeas likes chunneling with his dad. That is when hes not busy being teh Dancing Queen.

by DragonHunter February 16, 2004

Changeling

People who will frequently show up in an online community, burn every one of their bridges, start arguments, troll like it's the end of days, garner universal disdain from their fellow board-members, then get booted from the board, only to show up again immediately afterward under a new user-name, and continue to repeat the same process, ad infinitum.

BloodNinja: Hey babe, wana cyber?
BritneySpears14: No! Get away you freak!
eminemBNJA: Hey babe, whats going on?
BritneySpears14: Ugh, another changeling.

by GeraldAur November 5, 2010

Channing Tatums

Tater tots smothered in chipotle and served smashed, via a hammer (to exemplify how retarded Channing Tatum is).

Dude, I could go for some Channing Tatums right now.

by theretardedchef March 21, 2011