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rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.
My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.
by Smittay September 26, 2007
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sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack
Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.
by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005
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Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.
by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017
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Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.
Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned
by Chainsawer August 29, 2016
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Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.
Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.
by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021
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chaider

A deliciously splendid beverage consisting of chai and apple cider. It's pretty much the best drink ever.
Buyer: Hey, I'd like some chai...or perhaps some apple cider.
Seller: Dude, try the chaider.
by dlaninga October 11, 2006
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Dirty Chainsaw

When a novice anal bead user pulls the string of beads out too quickly as if he were trying to start a chainsaw, thus causing the women to poop on his chest.
Eddie: how did your date go with Juanita?

Alex: I didn't know how to use the anal beads and I pulled a dirty chainsaw.
by Puff Jr. and Pickels October 2, 2008
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