celebate

to masturbate in celebration.

When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.

by gee clam May 10, 2009

celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008

CeleBATE

Celebrating through masturbation.
i.e a victory wank

How do you celebrate?...I have a victory wank...a celeBATE if you will.

by ErinShearer+CameronBell January 5, 2011

Celebate

To celebrate a cause, event, or holiday by masturbation due to lack of sex.

I celebate Independence Day with ejaculatory freedom because America.
I'm celebating because I'm not getting laid-- I mean today is special.

by Cazure July 31, 2013

Celebate

The re-invention of "celebrate." Celebate is a word used to describe a type of celebration about famous people. Hence the word celeb, in celebate.

I'm going to celebate lindsay lohan getting out of prison!!

by thepartyingcelebator March 14, 2011

clibate

A Clibate is a poor excuse for a father who thinks its acceptable to leave their child's life for over 10 years, and when he suddenly reappears in their life he says his child is a 'Mistake' and 'Wishes the child wasn't his'.

That Clibate is sooo irrelevant, i mean who even needs him. Honestly, he has issues...

by OfficialG November 15, 2016

Celebate

Celebrating a holiday by masturbating.

Christy: How are you spending your birthday tonight?
Reid: I’m going to stay home and celebate.

by Waterlogged November 19, 2018