cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

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cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

by Alex February 13, 2004

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Cantabridgian

Someone who lives in Cambridge Massachusetts. As a rule, someone who is far less cool and culturally relevant then they think they are.

Person 1: I love Boston!

Person 2: Have you ever been there?

Person 1: No, but everything remotely intelligent and hip about Boston is actually in Cambridge.

Person 2: Oh right, your a Cantabridgian.

by A100NZ July 2, 2008

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canteen grenade

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

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Cantheist

Somebody who worships the cannabis plant religiously. When registering at a thc-ministry one gets an unlimited marijuhana-license because the first Amendment of US-constitution guarantees religious freedom.

Christian: Do you go to church?
Cantheist: No, I smoke shit to worship god.

by LukeSkywalker672 January 10, 2009

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cantbeslowed

the text that appears in the game League of Legends when the champion Master Yi uses his ultimate, which renders him immune to all slowing effects.

player 1: DUDE, SLOW HIM DOWN, IM ABOUT TO DIE!

"HIGHLANDER ACTIVATED"

Player 2: oh god, RUN KID, RUUUN!

-----CANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWEDCANTBESLOWED-----

by Walkur1005 August 13, 2012

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