Cantelope Breath

When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.

Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"

by booblips1236 October 29, 2012

castello

Joint di grandi dimensioni, composto (solitamente) dalle 3 alle 9 cartine lunghe unite in una sola "tovaglia". La composizione può variare dalle 3 alle 7 miste di hashish , marijuana o entrambe in una "messicana" .
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Large joint compound (usually) from 3 to 9 papers combined into one "tablecloth". The composition can vary from 3 to 7 mixed of hashish or marijuana , or both in a "mexican" .

-cos'è sta cosa immensa?
-è un castello zio, fuma!

-what the fuck is that thing huge ?
-it's a castello man, smokes!

by VPG April 21, 2016

Carteld

What happens to you after you get kidnapped by any of the Latin America cartels.

Usually the act is filmed to be used to intimidate enemy cartels, but at the end it just end up to be a wank material for sociopathic degenerates that frequently flock to gore/shock websites.

There are 11 men with masks and one of them is holding a long machete, and they are holding another guy that has his mouth taped with duct tape. He is about to get carteld.

by ripeyoungling July 20, 2018

Shrimp cartel

Criminal organization involved in the transportation of seafood via refrigerated semi trucks "reefers". Trailers will often be stored in small groups near public facilities such as campgrounds or state parks as to discourage law enforcement attention.

Check out all those reefers parked over there. Must be the shrimp cartel bro.

by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018

CARRILLO CARTEL

BAD ASS CARTEL THAT ARE HARDWORKS AND HAVE WORD CARRILLO IN THE LAST NAME THEY ARE A GROUP OF MEXICANS THAT COME FROM MEXICO AND JUST SOME DOPE ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE AND YOU DONT FUCK WITH THEM

are they in the carrillo cartel yeah there are theree dope people

by THE CARRILLO CARTEL October 3, 2019

DonData Cartel

The best cartel there is

Yo did you hear about the DonData Cartel. I heard their the best cartel there is

by Dumbassssssssssssssss December 21, 2019

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by I multitask the Universe bitch December 7, 2021