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catten

This is cat that is a full grown cat but with a personality of a kitten.
T-bo:So,how is your new cat?
Bri-man:Dude,it's a catten!
by iamthedream October 2, 2006
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catatonic stupid

When a person gets so fucked up that they enter a catatonic state where moving and thinking is not an option.

Derived from the words "catatonic stupor," a common symptom of schizophrenia where the schizophrenic will not talk or move for hours.
ex 1: "Hey, lets smoke up and get catatonic stupid!"

ex 2: "Remember when Rachel was so twisted that she sat on the couch and watched 12 episodes of the Office in a row? Man, she was catatonic STUPID."
by BraGonGetta April 23, 2009
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catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules
honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted
by stinkysquid April 20, 2018
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Caputo

Stop being a Caputo and do it!
by Jaime Materno August 6, 2015
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Catters

Female name for a gorgeous blonde who is very athletic and supportive of those she cares about
I love my Catters!
by ImZeKing December 28, 2011
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Cattank

(N)-A recently-devised weapon used by the marines. The M-72 Cattank is fully equipped with Kitten Launchers, All-Terrain Treads, and a Flamethrower.
Space and Time are no obstacle to Cattank.

Cattank is Strong.
by Pufflocke January 2, 2008
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catstody

When we ended our engagement, we agreed upon joint catstody of our cat.
by naruja November 3, 2008
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