Calishot

When you pour a delicious pitcher of miller lite down an ass crack and the beer mixes with booty juices to form a special sauce and you guzzle it down,frequently a Friday night practice in Southern California bars , sometimes getting a snuff crut stuck in your throat .
Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy.

Rob choked on a snuff crut while doing a Calishot at the barmacy while on vacation in LA.

by Dollie Pop January 18, 2012

Buzz Cutish

The gay version of a buzz cut.

That disgust douchenard-esque guy that we speculate is gay just got a buzz cutish. Definitely gay.

by ewgross September 28, 2010

Catfish

To give the impression of being an attractive person in order to attract someone online while being a complete or near opposite of that portrayed.

I met this girl online that looks like Kate Upton, but it turns out I was being catfished because then we met and he looked more like Michael Moore.

by Leroy Jenkings April 2, 2015

catlish

The pidgin variant of English used by cats, especially in humorous captioned photos. Often conveys wildness or craftiness. Can seem Asian, alien, or tech-savvy.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them." (Said by a maniacal Gameboy-holding cat to a very interested fellow cat.)
"I has snow." (Said my a cat peeking from behind a snow bank.)
"I'm on ur computer, typing with my ass." (Said by a cat sitting on a keyboard.)

"Did you see the the cat picture on my desktop? The one that says, 'I'm on ur bed, licking my balls?"

"Yeah. Classic catlish, there."

by Mister Toast January 7, 2007

Catisfaction

The pleasure one gets from having or playing with one's cat.

I'm a cat lover and get so much catisfaction when my cat shows me love.

by anniebanani July 28, 2009

Catfish Account

A fake Facebook account.

"Dude, some hot chick just added me last night."
"What's her name?"
"Anya Johnes."
"Bro, that's my catfish account. I thought I told you that."

by Riley Stavros August 29, 2011

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016