An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.
TD;DR: Women repellant
TD;DR: Women repellant
Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!
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"We will Hike through the clouds to save that puppy from the arms of the Marshmallow giant!" Example of the usage of Calanguage
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The people who populate Chatango are; Emo's; Pedo's; Ugly People;Sluts or Drugo's. Everyone person on Chatango fits into at least one of those categories
People on Chatango also cyber alot because it's the closest thing they can possibly have to sex. There's also people with online girlfriends and boyfriends and pretend to have an online family so they can fulfill their pathetic lifes.
People with "Original" accounts such as characters from popular anime are all just losers. They pay money for their accounts and think they're god because they have a stupid account on a website that has no real meaning. Even try and talk to one and they say "Who are you?" "Do i know you?" and if you say no then they basically tell you to get lost. They also talk using proper grammar and shun n00bs.
There's also people who THINK they have original accounts but they're just stupid things like if someone made the account UrbanDictionary.
The people who populate Chatango are; Emo's; Pedo's; Ugly People;Sluts or Drugo's. Everyone person on Chatango fits into at least one of those categories
People on Chatango also cyber alot because it's the closest thing they can possibly have to sex. There's also people with online girlfriends and boyfriends and pretend to have an online family so they can fulfill their pathetic lifes.
People with "Original" accounts such as characters from popular anime are all just losers. They pay money for their accounts and think they're god because they have a stupid account on a website that has no real meaning. Even try and talk to one and they say "Who are you?" "Do i know you?" and if you say no then they basically tell you to get lost. They also talk using proper grammar and shun n00bs.
There's also people who THINK they have original accounts but they're just stupid things like if someone made the account UrbanDictionary.
Original Sasuke on Chatango: Hey i bought this account for $200, i'm so awesome.
Ordinary person on Chatango: You're such a douche, go get a life already.
Chatango n00b: WAAAAT!!1! 200 DOLLAS!!!@!!1
Ordinary person on Chatango: You're such a douche, go get a life already.
Chatango n00b: WAAAAT!!1! 200 DOLLAS!!!@!!1
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John Catanzara having a job constitutes an entire reason alone to defund Chicago's police. John Catanzara's attempt to use the force as a political weapon is even more of a blatant show of corruption than the dozen pigs under his watch who used a congressman's office to lounge around on the public's dime, a matter which Catanzara has baldly lied about to the public after telling reporters that the officers in question arrived on-scene at the request of the congressman's staff.
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