carinthia parks

The best thing that happend to mount snow ever.

have you heard that they opened up carinthia parks last week.

by smiley420 November 23, 2010

cardinal copia

a gay priest who likes rats rigatoni and trikes

cardinal copia is so pretty

by auritu November 5, 2022

cardinal copia

CARDINAL COPIA IS SUCH AN ADORABLE HOT BABYGIRL. HE LOVES RATS, WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHAKING HIS ASS ON STAGE. HE’S ALSO HELLA FRUITY AND PROBABLY WITH A TOUCH OF THE ‘TISM

OMG ITS CARDINAL COPIA I LOVE HIM HES SO BABYGIRL I WANNA HUG AND KISS HIM AND SUCK HIM OFF AND FUCK HIM

by cardinalcopiasbbg November 8, 2022

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.

Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.

by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009

Carmina

The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful, and intelligent personallity of hers! All the boys are there looking at her begging her to be theirs... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers!

Omg! Did you see Carmina? She is so beautiful... I wish she could be mine!

by xcx123ac November 11, 2017

Dirty Carmine

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!

that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!

by LukeAss May 20, 2007