Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

by mcbny March 08, 2017

carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

by de-pube September 25, 2022

Penis ice-carving

The act of carving ice sculptures with one's penis, made famous by one Kenneth Drake. Popular during the late 1970's, you can expect it to make a comeback in late-2010.

"Did you see that amazing ice sculpture?"
"Yeah, I hear the artist mastered penis ice-carving to do it."

by Ice-carver January 16, 2010

carving a pumpkin

A code phrase for taking a shit. Similar to droppin' the kids off at the pool.

hey what are you doing in there?
carving a pumpkin.

cool...in the bathroom?

by chiahseed January 31, 2010

Carved out of wood

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

by Not Zane September 09, 2004

lonely carved in stone

the understanding or realization of being lonely till death.

mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone

by a teens life September 09, 2017

Carve some soap

This is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. Due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.

Synonyms: Flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele ...etc

Sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, I'm gonna go carve some soap now!

Heather: ooh, have fun! ;)

by Khran December 15, 2016