cortney cohen

The baddest bitch of all time. Earn her trust and she will love you forever. Become disloyal and be forever haunted by your lack of existence to her.

Omg, Cortney Cohen is someone I literally hate and love so much, wtf.

by Golden retriever lover November 23, 2021

todd carney

marro the big fat doggy

TODD Carneyyyyyy

by todddc June 11, 2018

jason carney

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate

Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself

by Mkonv March 14, 2019

carney

To complain about worthless things. To try to cheat or swindle by sticking one's finger into the anus of another. The methods of complaining only consist of listening to oneself talk, or writing a long ass letter. Carneying is looked down upon by most cultures, and has even been known to get kids expelled.

Man, he really carneyed his way out of that mess.

by Casey Hungsowell December 24, 2008

cortney cameron

An extremely cool, super smart, awesome and athletic person.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Carney'd

To recieve anal sex in an alarmingly rough manor, so much to the point your anal hole splits from violent manoeuvres

You my friend just got carney'd

Aww no, I feel like I've been carney'd!

by Halowarrior81 November 22, 2011

Carney

Someone who works at a carnival usually someone strange like the bearded lady or the kid with lobster hands.

Friend: Bro let’s go to the carnival there’s some cool shit there and it’s only 10$!

Me: Hell ya you tube sock looking fuck, just be careful the carney kid with the lobster hands doesn’t pinch ya!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021