Carpet Muncher

A life-form dancing on the spot

Oh they were fit as fiddles, those carpet munchers

by Elitelixir April 23, 2023

Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher

A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.

Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!

by Delagodo January 10, 2012

carpet munchers

A woman who likes to munch on other chicks pussy's, (their carpets).

Those bitches are hot, but i heard they are carpet munchers.

by Pears... October 13, 2005

carpetmuncher

lesbian

"tina's a carpetmuncher, bob. dump her ass."

by lauren August 30, 2003

carpetmuncher

A person that really likes to eat out girls. Someone who gives a girl head.

He loves that pussy juice, that carpetmuncher.

by ZZZZZZZZ September 16, 2007

carpetmuncher

girls who like to get down with the ladies and often munches on there seafood platter . for more pleasure they use there tounges and eats away at their vagina

oh april you carpetmuncher suck my pussy

by transformers are sexybeasts June 21, 2009

carpetmuncher

A person gladly engaged in cunnilingus. Not an insult.

"I don't know if you know Bob? The word is, he's such a carpetmuncher."

by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003