Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

cards against humanity

The best, funniest party game in existence. Like Apples to Apples, but infinitely more offensive.

We played Cards Against Humanity and laughed for hours.

by Niki Marie September 23, 2013

Carlos

The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlos will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlos's sense of character is very keen. Carlos spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlos will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlos, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

I fell in love with Carlos, not because of his looks, but because of his heart.

by Legends kill September 21, 2016

Carissa

Carissa has many different meanings such as beloved, graceful, and little schemer. a woman named Carissa is beautiful inside and outside yet she doesn't know it. She is a people pleaser, and loves the outdoors. very smart, but is not pompous. is curious in nature. Her heart is the biggest and warmest if ever found. Carissa is rare. There are a few common species such as those who are blonde or even brunette but the pale in comparison to the rarest species of Carissa which is the natural redhead. she is the most loveable and loyal. once you find a Carissa love her, treat her right and fight for her because if you don't another man will step in and take your place.

I once had a Carissa but I didn't treat her right I lost her, now a better man has my Carissa.

by emeraldeyes78 April 3, 2013

Carlos Jr.

Someone who is 450lb, 4'1, and insecure of their height, so they have changed their name so they are not referred to as a junior

A typical situation:
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!

by bERToad October 29, 2020

carlos pena

cute, adorable, dog lover, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, deserves an amazing girl, will always treat her right, loves his family, great snow boarder, all-around perfect guy, loving dork, cute, sweet,

me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart

by amelialuv January 2, 2012

Juan Carlos

A man who has learned a lot from his past and is learning some more for the future. Juan Carlos is becoming wiser through the years and through his mistakes. He has a heart of fucking gold and is Learning to respond to it more and more. He loves doing the right thing so he’ll probably want to serve something bigger than himself. he can be a funny little cute jerk and naturally make you want to be spontaneous because he’s just a bad ass like that and loves to learn and expand his own knowledge. He has beautiful lips and a wonderful smile and eyes that will melt your heart and burn into your memory.

His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .

Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe

Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !

by fleur August 13, 2019