Carlin's Law

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!

by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

auntie carleen

Protects all of the kiddos and drinks vodka. Steals her daughter’s clothes and loves pineapples( only when soaked in vodka)

Yasssssss she’s such an auntie carleen!!

by Gorvin June 10, 2018

Carlene

Gorgeous Goddess... Carlene's are always successful, fabulous, intelligent, inquisitive with amazing figures!

Don't cross a Carlene she'll rip your balls off... safe

Darnelle

"DAG YO! You peep dat Carlene, gurl make me wanna turn str8..."

Tyrelle

"Fo real gurl, she is mad fierce, I wanna have her babies!!"

by almostsiamese February 5, 2010

george carlin

one of the best comedians of all time

george carlin is a very funny dude

by djejeje June 4, 2012

carlin

.car-lin. One Gangster or pimp who holds authority over the 'mans' in the hood or area.
Usually feared by less superior homeboys.
If someone is refferred to as Carlin then they are thought as some a king of a hood.

"Ah shizz theres the Carlin."

by ETCLDNFOSHO June 2, 2008

Carlinesque

A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.

"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."

by adumb May 5, 2005

Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006