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The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.
Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...
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carbon tax

An unpopular Australian Labour Party policy to tackle climate change by putting a price on carbon emissions. The idea is that polluters will pay per tonne of carbon they release into the atmosphere. The reality was that average household costs were vastly increased and international business was deterred from investment in Australia. It is widely accepted that the Carbon Tax was the reason that the Australian Labour Party lost the 2013 general election.
Wow, my power bill has increased 60%, my company has just made me redundant PLUS I've made no difference to climate change! Thanks Labour, this carbon tax is fantastic!
by StuiTheGreat December 31, 2013
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carbomb

A shot of irish whiskey is poured into a glass of Guinness and and the drink is slammed quickly. Most people think it tastes like chocolate milk and goes down really fast.
After two dozen shots of jager, a pint of The Captain and a shot of Grey Goose, all I needed was a carbomb to set me straight.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Fluorine (F) uranium (U) Carbon (C) potassium (K), spells the word Fuck and is sometimes followed by yttrium (Y) oxygen (O) uranium (U) spells the word "you" and is a fun thing to yell and confuse everybody and there is that one person that laughs
Drew: fluorine uranium carbon potassium

Durham: wait what

Clint: haha
by Immense fiend December 13, 2015
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Carbon

Buddy keep playing im gonna up the carbon on em'
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carbo-loading

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.
All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.
by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006
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carboonis

"i love your carboonis"
"why thank you i use lots of cream"
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