1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).
2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!
3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!
3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.
What a cadouche!
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A cadet who (sometimes subconsciously) does cadet-related actions outside of cadets, including (but not limited to) marching, walking in-step with or without other cadets, doing turns while standing, marching in place, standing at ease, calling people by last names only, telling time in 24-hours (like 0400hrs, 1500hrs) and using drill voice when trying to get attention. This person usually does not have much of a social life and is seen as taking his cadet job far too seriously.
normal kid: -stands still and talks to cadork-
cadork: -starts stomping on floor-
normal kid: WTF you doing?
cadork: Oh, shit, I was marching subconsciously again?!!
cadork: -starts stomping on floor-
normal kid: WTF you doing?
cadork: Oh, shit, I was marching subconsciously again?!!
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
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