assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,
I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.
by RobertOfLocksley July 14, 2015
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Keystone Car Wash

A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.

Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 07, 2010
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Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.
Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?
by Redzz75 September 21, 2019
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Mexican Car Wash

A car rinse resulting from a rainfall.

This usually requires said car owner to be lazy, cheap, or both.
Guy 1: Man, It's raining again!

Guy 2: That's cool, always up for a Mexican CarWash!
by Tom K. February 07, 2005
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Russian Car Wash

When a guy is doing a girl in the ass, he cums in her and then the girl farts the cum right back onto his face.
Jim finally got back with his ex but she gave him Russian Car Wash as pay back
by Heavy T January 16, 2006
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Ghetto car wash

Cleaning one's vehicle at a gas station by using the complementary squeegee and water.
I saw John at Chevron giving his ride a ghetto car wash after filling the tank.
by boratfan1 November 05, 2010
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Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.
Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?
by valorcco June 17, 2010
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