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maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
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Flux Capacitated

Flux Capacitated : The extreme feeling of being totally engulfed and enthralled by the exhilarating music and lyrics of the phenom Flux Capacitor Band.
When you hear the Flux Capacitor's original songs, Dome, Moth, Monolith, Unite, Everythings Happening, Helpin You Out, on and on, you begin to become Flux Capacitated, and you begin with uncontrollable smiling, you sing, dance, flail your arms and begin to experience intense euphoric pleasure! This continues indefinately or until you experience your next Flux Capacitor Music Encounter.
by Mama Flux December 7, 2011
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Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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High capacity magazine

A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.
The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.
by Plutonium-239 October 13, 2020
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maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.
guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?
by heyzeus April 19, 2007
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Capacitator

Typo of the word capacitor. An electrical energy storage component similar to a battery(can be solid or liquid electrolyte)
two metal plates for electrode and cathode with an insulating layer between them. and an electrolyte solution in the insulating layer to provide a path for electrons to move. and it's commonly used for smoothing AC or DC. power supply smoothing. and very popular in audio circuitry.
Capacitors generally have a lifetime enormously longer than NIMH NICD or even lithium ION batteries. although much lower energy density than batteries. they have their advantages and uses in many applications
guy: I need to order some capacitators for my new TV. the display wont stay on.
guy2: Do you mean capacitors?
by raelflow1200 December 27, 2018
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critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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