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candy-ass-punk-ass kid

from the latin word: candius-punkus kid

those punk kids who ride their little bikes around your town/neighborhood and think they're cool but are assholes
"Oh my God, look at that candy-ass-punk-ass kid and his friends, ridin' around like they own the damn place"
by chica_pueblita June 14, 2009
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Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
by sweetpea April 8, 2004
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Candy Ass (CA)

Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!
by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022
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Cotton candy ass

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!
Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!
by Sabine666 February 26, 2019
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ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man
by r.a.g August 25, 2007
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ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.
Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!
by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009
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ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon
ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit
by pecial August 16, 2006
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