Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

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Candle Queen

A song by GHOST 【originally ghost and pals】featuring megapoid GUMI's 【aka. ぐみ】v4 voicebank. The song is based off of the indie(?) game cuphead. This is one of GHOST's most popular songs 【43m views as of may 2023】the song was released In 2018. The song was used as an animation meme in 2020-2021. It was mostly used for gacha life/club memes

1: Hey, have you heard of the song that goes like "toddler's cries that grow louder and louder Relishing in untestable power Glowing red in a black and white scene, the one and only Candle Queen?

2: Oh, you mean the song Candle Queen by ghost?

1: yeah that song!

3: that song sucks!

1&2 SHUT UP 3!!!

by The Wonderhoy kid ☆^^! May 25, 2023

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Space candle

A joint, spliff, marijuana cigarette

Have a go on that space candle!

by JudgeT June 25, 2021

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Holding candle

To be like a third wheel when you're with a couple. They're getting all lovey and you're standing there "Holding candle"

"Ridha and Raeesa were making out, and it was so awkward. I was just like standing there, holding candle."

You can come with Mojo and I, but you'd just be holding candle...

by Paysip December 7, 2011

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