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candied

I am soooo candied! I just ate junior mints, laffy taffy, chocolate...
by grrface November 12, 2007
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Cakified

An adjective describing someone who has applied a ridiculous amount of make-up.

Originating from the expression to 'cake' oneself in make-up, usually referring to the facial area.
Girl1: Omg did you see the amount of foundation she had on?
Girl2: Yeah, she was cakified, it was totally ugly.
by Thatguyyoushouldknow August 29, 2009
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Cundiffed

1. Having failed at a seemingly simple and/or routine task, at a crucial moment, such as a chip-shot field goal. A form of situational incompetence brought on by sudden performance anxiety and/or unexpected changes. To Cundiff.

2. To be sharply dismissed, as from a job or situation, often, but not necessarily as a result of Cundiffing a task or tasks. In reference to kicker Billy Cundiff's dismissal from the Baltimore Ravens prior to the 2012 season.
1. "Man, he's given that presentation dozens of times before. Why did he screw it up?"

"He couldn't handle the pressure of dealing with our largest customer. He Cundiffed it."

2."Won't be seeing Billy around work anymore. Ol' Bob Cundiffed him after he messed up that last job."

OR

"That old broad wouldn't stop screaming about how poorly her steak was done, so I called security and had her Cundiffed."
by pseudonymous1 November 2, 2014
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Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
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Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
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Cuntified

What they did to trucks in this country to make them soft and more feminine friendly.
"What had happened to the All American pickup truck...it has been fucking cuntified."
by Saxy_Pupper January 8, 2017
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Cuntified

When someone does or says a really bad thing to you.
That was a really cuntified thing for her to do.
by Cumbria60 July 23, 2018
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