Colorado Campfire

The act of stuffing a marshmallow up a girls asshole, and then proceeding to fuck the marshmallow deeply inside her, like one was loading an old civil war musket. Then upon finishing inside said asshole, the female is asked to evacuate the contents upon two eagerly waiting graham crackers. It is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed afterwards.

"Last night my girlfriend made me give her a Colorado Campfire. It was delicious."

by Dolphin_Trombone October 17, 2016

Ghetto Campfire

To use the stove as a source of heat. Also to use the fan to blow the heat from the stove.

Hey crank up the ghetto campfire, its cold in here.
Boy its cold can you turn the ghetto campfire up.

by Ryan Lucky Derek March 25, 2010

Norwegian Campfire

A Norwegian Campfire is a gather of men and/or women that requires all participants to ejaculate into said fire until it is extinguished.

"Hey Will" said Joda "You going to that Norwegian Campfire Walker is planning later?"
"Ehh I don't know man, I heard they were pretty weird." said Will
"Nah it'll be alright just wear socks." said Joda

by Juice2200 December 26, 2018

Mexican Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.

Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.

by G$G September 2, 2019

Basic Campfire

A meme from World of Warcrafts forums stating that a Basic campfire (used for cooking) would be a better warchief than garrosh hellscream.

guy 1: So, just for fun: Who would be the leader of the Horde, if it were your call?
guy 2: Vol'Jin for warchief!
guy 3: You forgot Basic Campfire.
guy 3: I'm Zugs, and I support Basic Campfire as our new Warchief.

by Wolfoh August 15, 2012

Janet Reno Campfire

When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.

Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!

Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?

John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.

Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?

John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!

by Noshit2547 May 8, 2020

Soggy Campfire

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

by JimDSG September 18, 2016