A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 26, 2010
A dreadful disease of the toes characterized by the two sides of the toes on one or both feet to grow aeay from each other. The statements about cameltoe actually meaning the outline of a vagina are absolutely false, take them as seriously you would a sugar-rushed toddler.
Nora: Where's Diego been?
Ed: He got cameltoe real bad. It even got an infection somehow, the poor bastard.
Allie: I hope he gets better soon.
Ed: He got cameltoe real bad. It even got an infection somehow, the poor bastard.
Allie: I hope he gets better soon.
by Kim Jong Putin July 05, 2022
Go kick that fat bitch in the cameltoe! She"ll dispense a meth shard for you, just like a pez candy.
by Matthias Cameron August 16, 2020
by Fuckboy124 November 28, 2020
When bosom overfloweth from demi-cup bras, creating a cleavage akin to a yoga-pant-induced vulvular crevice in the center of the female chest
by johnnyjr May 24, 2014