California Calzone

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it

During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there

by JShay00 November 14, 2013

asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009

Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.

Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!

by kaveri March 18, 2005

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

Calzuzzy

A Calzone that looks and tastes so good it’s like eating a good pussy.

Damn son, that Calzuzzy looks so juicy and delicious, I can’t wait to devour it.

by Hedgehogs4life2 January 31, 2022