by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017
by Roblox is life November 28, 2017
by KittyKat632 June 14, 2015
by The man that knows everything March 16, 2017
An openly straight guy who is suspected of being homosexual by his peers is caught kissing another guy in a dark club. This said guy then continues to declare he is not a homsexual.
by house music lover September 26, 2013
A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.
by Bigvock04 February 14, 2017
The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).
Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019