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Callum Shannon

When ever you talk about about strog he says "aagggghghhghgh" he plays murder on my mind spotify playlist regularly. He loves to be strong as fuck. Hes very religous
by Callum Shannon22566 August 18, 2024
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calm your status

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!
by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010
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Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.
A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!
by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009
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calumslovergirl

Calum hoods real wife 😌
‘Calum hoods wife is amazing
Oh yeah calumslovergirl? She is.’
by louistomlinson28 October 16, 2021
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keep calm and smoke kush

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?
guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."
by DGKhalifa December 5, 2013
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calm yo'self

Becky: LOOK AT MY STOMACH ITS SERIOUSLY SO FAT LIKE I CANT GO OUT IN PUBLIC WEIGHING 100 LBS!!!!
Becky's boyfriend: Calm yo'self you look hot
by SammySam45 July 9, 2015
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calm your spirit

Nicest way to tell your gf/bf to shut the FUCK up.
Derrick always tells Esther to calm your spirit when she won't leave things alone. Wes
by Mz.Wonderful February 11, 2018
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