Calliste

Simply, someone who is a complete and unquestionable cunt.

"That guy is a Calliste..."
"I hate that fucking Calliste"
"Damn French guys... Proper Callistes"

by The Zakman ^-^ September 26, 2012

Callisto

Callisto was a nymph from Greek mythology and one of Artemis's followers. Zeus liked her and pretended to be Artemis so he could come close. He then revealed himself and raped her. Callisto didn't dare telling Artemis because her followers were all supposed to be virgins, which she now wasn't anymore, whether she wanted to or not. When she was several months into the pregnancy, Artemis and her followers went bathing and she was forced to undress. When Artemis saw her belly, she was furious because Callisto hadn't told her and turned her into a she-bear. Callisto was then chased and killed by dogs. Zeus rescued her unborn child and gave it to the mother of Hermes to care for.

Person 1: I heard about this girl who was raped and then blamed for being pregnant.
Person 2: Damn, just like Callisto. I guess humans never learn.

by superwholockchick February 9, 2018

Team Callista

ok1. why are you reading this 2. i can not type 3. letcher + oaklehy 4. i hope this comes first on searches on google5... why arw you still reading this 6. does ally and owen good or no7. search up TEAM CALLIFA for the real definition.

Team Callista has entered the chat.
Letcher has entered the chat.
Team Callista has bullied Letcher.
Letcher has left the chat.

by Dr.cringe68 April 11, 2019

callister

a blister under a callus

Why does my callus hurt so much? And why is it SQUISHY?!" "It's because you ran too much during manhunt last night... You got a blister under your callus now. It's called a callister, get with the program man!

by VotC December 23, 2010

calisthenics

an easy exercise usually used to warm up. such as beating someone lesser than you in a sport or game

wow kenny and dillon just killed ryan and frank in bags. they made it look like it was just calisthenics.

by alpha kenny won May 3, 2010

internet calisthenics

The websites one goes to warm up their slow internet for the day.

Since my internet when it first starts up is slow I have it do internet calisthenics by going to easy to load websites.

by darcwizrd August 23, 2011

callison

She is shy at first, very friendly. Doesn’t talk much but when does talk she talks a lot. Callisons tend to be people who cut themselves. Hangs out with a group of people as awkward and unpopular as her.

Hey did you hear that Callison and her friends threw a bunch of cheezits in the bathroom at school.

by Me.Pickles81 May 19, 2018