by yzAx November 17, 2016
by xXxUDxXx February 10, 2016
Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"
Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"
Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"
Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"
Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"
Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013
A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title
Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover
by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 30, 2013
1) A scripted WWII shooter made by a large chunk of the medal of honour team. Historically acurate, and one of the best WWII multiplayer games available. Unfortunately, it suffers in single player from two sources. First, it is extremely scripted and not freeline enough for some people. Secondly, the enemies have the annoying habit of getting up as soon as you kill them and on harder dificulties seem to be way to accurate. A must buy for people who like that sorta game.
2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.
2) A phrase referring to conscription in world wars I and II.
1) I just completed call of duty. Man, that game is amazing.
2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.
2) When their country called, they answered the call of duty.
by Aratos February 22, 2004
A phrase that declares a cheap action, such as yet not limited to: Going out with someone's ex, stealing the last soda, talking behind someone's back, throwing a grenade 5000 feet and killing someone, firing a grenade launcher point black resulting in a douche-bag-style victory, spawn-sniping, and kicking someone in the genitals.
Person A: John just took the last fucking Pepsi!
Person B:...Call of Duty.
Person A: Holy crap. That guy just killed me, he must be a hacker! I'm gonna noob tube that guy!
(5 seconds later)
Person B:...Call of Duty.
Person B:...Call of Duty.
Person A: Holy crap. That guy just killed me, he must be a hacker! I'm gonna noob tube that guy!
(5 seconds later)
Person B:...Call of Duty.
by Psychotick December 06, 2010
When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi February 18, 2005