California Carry

Carrying a concealed handgun with the grip inserted into your asshole

Look at that dude in the leather chaps walking funny, he either just got out of prison or he is California carrying

by Vladimir Lootin May 19, 2011

California Rewind

Taking a giant dump in a public bathroom and wiping your ass without ripping the toilet paper, then rolling the muddy brown toilet paper back up on the roll.

-Dude I just did a California Rewind in that bathroom.

by archie566 October 18, 2011

california potato power

The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."

Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."

David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.

by gamerrox August 3, 2010

california stop

not coming to a full stop at a stop sign or running it all together

"nice california stop,asshole"

by whoa there dude December 8, 2003

Californication

The process by which the American television and film industry, for the most part based in California, spreads their own highly sexualized, consumer driven, version of American culture that heavily emphasizes sex, violence, celebrity, and youth as both virtues to be extolled and goals to be achieved. Ignoring and often doing everything in their power to blur, if not erase, the dividing line between the fantasy of the cinemas world view and reality. This process has become pandemic with the proliferation of reality television wherein a person can achieve "Californication" without possessing any real talent but rather just the ability to make a fool of themselves on a world wide stage (See: Snookie)

The sudden popularity of this actress is merely a case of "Californication".

by Cmans November 21, 2011

Californian Roulette

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

by Flakey December 8, 2012

Californication

-A thing that is understood to be sold by Hollywood.
-You'll know you'll have acquired it when you believe that psychic spies from China try to steal your mind's elation.
-It is the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
-Tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication.

And buy me a star on the boulevard, It's Californication

by CWKJS March 13, 2011