Calan

The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.

Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Callan

Insanity, craziness or callan is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity.

Girl: "I can't up with you this weekend"
Boy:"Oh, why?"
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"

by Girly*** November 21, 2010

callan

a really great girl.

wow, callan is pretty much perfect.

by humbertoito December 24, 2007

calpano

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

Calianna

A tall luscious beast that is simply simple. She gets shy when people talk to her and her face might turn into a tomato sometimes. When you catch your self a calianna never let her go she is one in a 100. She is very easy to climb so make sure your hold on tight, especially if your that one particular person. She is good at spraining that most random bones and never fails to be smacking that gum. She is super nice unless you mess with her cat and loves to torture her siblings by using her foot.

“Did you see Calianna”
“Yea, what a luscious beast”

by Your Mommaaaaaa May 19, 2022

callan

1. an amazingly cool person!
2. usually a girl's name
3. very good-looking!!!!!!!!

1.Did you see that girl? She was very attractive! Her name has got to be Callan!

by joyy519 February 19, 2009

Caliang

Caliang is a name only specified for sexy motherfuckers. it also means "Calvin" in english. it means that you have an 18 inch dick, when erected. caliang is a boy who will get raped by a thirteen year old girl in his school yard. Caliangs nick name is Nigger, negro, or jewish cracker. he loves handball, and wants to suck his own dick.

"Wow caliang, shut the fuck up fagbag."

"person: did you hear what caliang did?

person2: yea! he sucked his dick yesterday!
person: i wish i was caliang!"

by kaitlynsxswagga October 21, 2009