calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012

calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

calendar sisters

Female friends who have gone on a date with the same person.

Michelle and Lauren found out that they are calendar sisters both having gone out with Gary two weeks apart.

by Tastiest Avenger September 11, 2023

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013

calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.

You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.

by Asok_G December 26, 2005

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010