Corona Calculus

When politicians enact unpopular, painful measures to reduce the number of Covid-19 infections and deaths, while tapping on the country’s financial reserves or borrowing money to procure as many vaccines, masks, ventilators, and PPEs for the population.

Had Donald J. Trump’s corona calculus been to minimize infection and death rather than scheme to reduce his business losses, and to maximize supplies of medical equipment and essential goods instead of benefiting himself and his cronies, he might still be serving a second term today.

by Fasters May 30, 2021

first fundamental theorem of calculus

The first fundamental theorem of calculus states that (just trying to remember here), with F(x) being the antiderivative of f(x), while u stand for the upper bound and l stands for the lower bound, the definite integral of a function f(x) is equal to F(u) - F(l).

"Solve the integral from 2 to 3 of x^2" Well, this should be easy. Just use the first fundamental theorem of calculus.
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!

by CMCTT June 26, 2017

calculus brain

the negative effects that your brain experiences after doing excessive amounts of calculus homework

After finishing his mountain of calculus homework, Ted was craving donuts, walking into walls, and mispronouncing things. Upon awakening and remembering that he dreamt of finding the integral of tangent to the fifth power, he realized he had severe calculus brain.

by Doctor. Q September 19, 2011

Calculus

Another name for masturbating which is used as a joke or as a way to say it around other people without them knowing. This can get confusing when one person is actually taking a calc course. It must be used in entirety meaning calculus work and calc cannot be used in this way.

Dude - I really need to do some calculus tonight

Chick - So have you done your calculus yet?
Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?

by SexyOffender April 6, 2010

Calculus

Best thing since sex, possibly better

"Hey, dude, have you seen the calculus questions?"
"Yeah, I know, I just jizzed!"
"Me too."

by Gary Halsden October 27, 2009

calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

by matt.stud April 6, 2006

ap calculus

A difficult class available in high school that involves hard concepts like derivatives and integration.

I'm not taking AP calculus because it's too hard.

by 5'1"Racer June 5, 2005