Calabasas

refuge for nouveau riche douchebags fleeing the LA Unified School District - typically insurance salesmen or personal injury attorneys or some other self-motivated, uneducated tasteless buffoons

that hondler is so Calabasas. She furnished her house with everything that the designer could unload on her, and was crowing about what a deal she got, even though anyone else could see they unloaded crap on her.
He was a typical Calabasas resident - short, pushy, with kids who could do no wrong.
A typical Calabasas kid has all the toys and none of the integrity of an average middle-American citizen.

by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006

catasauqua

so small that no one has given it a definition, until now
if u can't pronounce it don't worry, most outsiders have trouble with saying it, it's a native american name and it's in pennsylvania
still not sure where it is, well let's say it's near allentown, whitehall and northampton, amazingly a bus route does pass through catasauqua, it' the route d bus, if u wanted to know from the lanta metro
short version of catasauqua is catty, now that's easier to say

"well at least it's bigger than catty"

"snap, this town looks just like a catasauqua, wait let's ask one of those foriegners where we are"

"u can walk all of catasauqua in 3o min"

by Emily Susan Brown April 2, 2008

Calabasas High School

Okay so after all these terrible definitions, your thinking "Calabasas can't be that bad". Oh but it is. The food, people, teachers, curriculum, and school itself is awful. Food? Tastes like shit. People? They are shit. Teachers? Once again they are shit. Curriculum? Is shit. School? Shithole. Heredia=FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL if your reading this heredia... fuck you. The first couple weeks of CHS are great. YAY HIGH SCHOOL! But I can guarantee you will hate the fours years you go to that school. Thank God I'm leaving next year.

8th Grader - IM SO HAPPY IM GOING TO Calabasas High School NEXT YEAR

Former CHS Student - haha......fag.

by fUCKCHS November 4, 2009

Colasanti

The best Italian last name ever, anyone with this last name should not be messed with most likely Sicilian but some southern Italian mainlanders have this name also.

Colasanti is the best name ever

by zorro336 March 21, 2011

Calawatchee

(n) Cal-uh-wa-chee

A monster that lives in toilets and has pickles for fingers.

Don't doo doo on the calawatchee

by jashizzle March 4, 2010

Calamari Head

The feeling of the morning after the night before's in-toxications, after little or no sleep, in the company of your girl/boyfriends you begin to feel silly - laughing at everything, everyone and anything.

After laughing so hard and feeling exhausted you begin to feel all jelly like.

All loose and silly like a squid!

Calamari Head originates from Spain and was initially demonstrated as a dance imitating a squid.

by NAYA HENEBE July 9, 2011

Calamari Meatslap

The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.

Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...

by xHectiCx338 November 20, 2013