cabbage puss

A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage

Dude, It Smell's Like Cabbage Puss!

by tex115 March 24, 2010

Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Wizard Cabbage

Marijuana

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

Cabbage Crotch

The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.

After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Cabbage Action

A form of token protest, support or "philanthropy" requiring little or no effort or commitment on the part of the individual engaged in said action.

"I'm going to click 'like' on this Facebook update about how bad a thing global poverty is. We all need to show solidarity."

"Dude, that's nothing but cabbage action".

by CabbageActor December 5, 2010

anal cabbage

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage

last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.

by terango January 10, 2009