Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014

Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 7, 2017

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 1, 2020

cabbager

cabbager is a burger with cabbage in it therefore any burger can be a cabbager

Did you know that burgers with cabbage are cabbagers?
ill make a cabbager

by JUSTscrewdriver December 17, 2020

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

by Zipperhead March 1, 2005