Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).

Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.

by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

Camila Cabello

She is a Smol bean that needs to be protected of all bad things (see what I did there) and deserves the world. Whoever hurt her enough that she wrote Consequences and Something'sGotta Give needs to leave, the exit is on the right.

Buy CAMILA by Camila Cabello on iTunes and stream the album.

by cxmilacxbello January 17, 2018

Camila Cabello

She's a girl with an ass bigger and shinier than LA's Head all girls r jelly bc they want it you'll see people requesting her fine ass in plastic surgeries soon and yea she's 1/5 of Fifth Harmony

1: Do you like Camila Cabello ?
2: OMG WHO FUCKING DOESNT

1: *Talks to herself* I want Camila's ass so badly ugh

by Harmonigga March 30, 2013

CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)

The CCOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Camila Cabello; so much so that people who get affected by this disorder can't stop making hate tweets/posts about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this disorder include - thinking hating on Camila is their reason to breathe, their hobby and their lifestyle! This disorder is usually found in Arianators, Dua stans, Barbz, Lovatics, Little Monsters, Lana stans, BTS stans, and literally in most fandoms existing. Doctors claim that the only way for you to fix this disorder is to "fu*k off" and go get a life!

Chartdata (chart account) : Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello's "Señorita" has now surpassed 1.5 billion streams on Spotify. It’s the most streamed male-female duet in the platform’s history.

Arianator : Tanked! Nobody cares about c*mila

Camilizer : STFU i think u have a CCOD (Camila Cabello Obsession Disorder)… go get a life!

by Thisisforthempressedhaters July 21, 2020

Comcast Cable

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010

cable gnomes

The creatures that come out at night and hopelessly tangle cables up thet were in order the previous day.

Goddamn it! I just set up the my computer yesterday, and look. It looks like the cable gnomes got to them last night.

by mrobert January 13, 2007