Cypress

a little bit gay..... but gets tooooo many bitches
great at all sports

has a bite size dick

my name is cypress and i have a small dick

by mr.reynolds March 31, 2023

Cypress

Cypress is a name that is gender neutral but still preferabliy for guys. A male Cypress will most likely have dark brown hair and brown eyes and will probably have the body of a Norwegian God. Cypress cant stand the thought of growing sentimentally attached to anyone so it will be very difficult for you to earn his trust. One things for sure if you happen to catch a Cypress, you betta be reeling that fish in (Fishing pumps lol).

Example #1: "Hes so cute he must be a Cypress"
Example #2: "Isnt he named Cypress?"

by TheChickenChowMaine December 15, 2019

Cypress Hill

a group of stoners who can make some good ass music
everybody who smokes weed thinks it’s a good fucking band

dude1- yo, have you heard of the new album from cypress hill?
dude2- yea dude it’s good isn’t it?
dude1- yea dude, wanna smoke some weed together?
dude2- sure, right now?
dude1- yea, let’s go
...

by wet jhonny April 02, 2020

Cypress stack

Former double decker freeway span which ran through West oakland. Unfortunately.it was destroyed in the 1989 Loma prieta earthquake and has since been replaced by the I-980 freeway

I use 980 every day. I think it's easier to navigate then the cypress stack was!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021