European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both:
a)Spanish
b) a cunt
a)Spanish
b) a cunt
by mau mau February 5, 2010
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Get the CUNTONIAN mug.an insult used to describe a female or gay male who exceeds that of your typical "cunt." An EXTREME cunt.
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Check out the cuntourage on mandy, there is no way a overweight, ginger, single mum would get that much attention back home.
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She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
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