constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!

by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004

Cuntstipated

When a woman does not get her period on time

"Hey, Martha I got my period, and we are best friends. Did you get yours?"

"No, not yet, Shirley. I've been feeling cuntstipated. "

by _cunning_linguist_ June 2, 2018

Cuntstipated

When a bitch is so stuck in her ways and won't listen.
Being so bitchy that nothing else is going to change it.

Marissa: Wow, did you notice how bitchy Sheila has been recently?
Margret: Yeah. She's been cuntstipated for a few days now.

by Dr. Defined April 8, 2019

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

metaphorically constipated

The mental state of not giving a shit.

Boy: you look like shit today

Girl: I'm metaphorically constipated

by Bigtittycommittee69 January 26, 2014

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017