cuming into that tight pussy
by BumStatusYo December 15, 2018
Get the cumminmug. Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit
I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"
by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021
Get the Eyema cummin and howemug. Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!
by NotPoor January 22, 2021
Get the Mike Cumminsmug. In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.
I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...
Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)
My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."
by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024
Get the Cummins Lawmug. To do a Cummins:
- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummins and will go anyway!"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummins and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
Get the Cumminsmug. 
Get the Cumminsmug. Someone who exhibits a dominant energy like that of a King or a Lord. Extremely loyal to those closest to them. Likes to have a good time but can always make the tough decisions when the need arises.
by Lion3478 November 23, 2021
Get the Aaron Cumminsmug.