1. The act of farting out cum out of your bum after anal sex.
2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.
2. A person acting as undesirable and disgusting as a cumfart.
by CumfartQueen October 26, 2011
Get the cumfart mug.Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
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Upon having sex with a male's anal cavity, and expelling your man juice inside the cavernous hole, the boy is prompted to fart, launching an explosion of semen out of the region.
by Meattenheimer March 29, 2008
Get the cumfart mug.When a man (probably homosexual) or woman drop trou, squeeze out a fart and seaman is fired from there anus - which may possibly land inside a wide-set vagina and cause pregnancy which will produce a child known as a "son of a Cumfart".
1. "Are you feeling uncumfartable?"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
"Little bit Ameigo"
"You should get Bill to butt fuck you, that usually breaks the ice and makes me feel cumfartable"
2. "I just gave that guy a Blumpkin and let the seamen ejaculated from his penis fire into my butt"
"Awww man that sounds insane"
"Yeah, I even cumfarted a couple of minutes later"
"Lucky fucker"
"Thats what I thought until I found out the seamen from my anus landed in a passing woman's wide-set vagina"
"Uh-oh"
"Now I'm a father and have learned the dangers of public Cumfarting"
by relaxingCumfartabley March 28, 2010
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Get the cumfartpenis mug.A male or female that, after recieving anal sex from one or more partners in which they ejaculate and leave their wad inside the anus, begins to fart. This causes bubbles of dookie and fresh baby batter to froth out of the anus. These are real farts not to be mistaken as anal queefs.
When the pornstar finished her 500 person gangbang. She stood up and bellowed out a raunchy cloud. She is a true cumfarter.
by my mind IS the gutter! August 19, 2017
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