creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.

This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!

by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007

Clearing the Canal

When a guy, after ejaculating, goes and pees to get the rest of the sperm out of his urethra, rather than have sticky semen continue to spurt out in aftershocks. This is a tried and tested method for preventing a sticky mess (other than the one already created).

Melanie: Do you want to go to the bathroom before we have sex, honey?

James: No, I want to save it up so I can clear the canal afterwards.

Jason stood under the falling water, waiting to be able to pee after jerking off. Clearing the canal sometimes took time, especially when he peed his bladder out before taking his shower.

by Eyeconspicuous November 19, 2009

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

Clearing

The act of losing a "Table Game" led by the older of two age groups at camp, and being forced to take everyone's plates and silverware up. It is a very unwanted job. Also used as a figurative expression when someone does something stupid, a given older kid will pretend that the younger kid deserved to clear the table for what they said or did.

John: Mark, Clearing!!!

Mark: Ahh! I'm so bad at table games. I literally clear at least once every day!

by asdflugcewdsxz September 18, 2013

clearing barrel

a woman that is not pretty or sexy of any sort yet willing to have you clear yourself inside her

wow she was ugly ... just glad to have a clearing barrel

by randall B April 19, 2009

creaming

To take "the most of"

Bobby was creaming most of the money after a good game of Poker

by Doddi September 14, 2007

creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017